Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?