What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?