Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?