What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?