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How do fall and winter say hello?

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Why is everyone good at math during elections?

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What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

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What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

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What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

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What do female veggies wear to the beach?

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Where do ghosts go on vacation?

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Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

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What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

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Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

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Where do birds go on summer vacation?

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Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

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What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

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Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

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What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

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What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

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Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

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Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

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Why does the sun love to go back to school?

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How do snowmen get information?

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Why do people always trip on September 22?

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Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

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Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

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Why was the storm actually calm?

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