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What do you call a snowman's dog?

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What kind of key opens a haunted house?

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What is another term for the price of gas?

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What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

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Why do trees try new things so often?

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What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

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Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

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What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

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Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

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What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

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What is the most adorable season?

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Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

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What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

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What do trees say when autumn comes?

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Why do birds fly south in the fall?

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What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

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What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

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What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

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What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

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Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

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Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

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Why don't mummies go on vacation?

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

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