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Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

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Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

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Why is summer always sad?

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What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

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Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

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You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

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Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

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What do bees say in the summer?

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Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

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When do flowers get their workout in?

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What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

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Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

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Why did summer catch autumn?

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Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

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What's a direction's favorite holiday?

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What do you get when two plants kiss?

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What's a worm's favorite holiday?

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Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

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What did autumn say to summer?

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What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

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Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

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Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

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Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

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What did the tree say when autumn came around?

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