Holiday

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

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Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

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I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

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What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

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Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

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What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

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How much does freedom weigh?

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What do you eat on July 5th?

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Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

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What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

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What's the hardest holiday to forget?

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What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

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What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

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What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

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Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

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What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

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What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

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I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

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What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

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What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

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What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

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What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

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Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

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Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

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