How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where do colds go on vacation?