Holiday

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

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How do vampires get around on Halloween?

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What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

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What's the most magical part of a turkey?

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What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

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When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

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Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

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What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

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What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

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Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

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What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

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What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

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Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

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What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

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Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

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What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

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Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

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What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

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What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

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What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

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What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

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What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

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Why can't Christmas trees sew?

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