Puns

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

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Why were the atoms always hungry?

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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

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Why was the picture sent to jail?

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Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

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Why was the pirate late for work?

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Why was the moth so unpopular?

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Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

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What do you do for an injured lemon?

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Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

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Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

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What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

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What do you call a pig lumberjack?

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What do you say to the person who invented zero?

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Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

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Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

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I broke my finger!

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Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

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Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

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Why should you be worried about the calendar?

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Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

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Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

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