Puns

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

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Where does cheese invest its money?

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

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What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

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What's a forklift?

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The ocean is a real trendsetter.

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What washes up on miniature beaches?

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What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

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What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

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Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

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What farm animal is best at karate?

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Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

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What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

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Where do books love to go on vacation?

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What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

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What does an escalator say when it stops working?

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Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

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What do sheep say when they're in love?

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Why was the broom late for school?

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Why are boxers good comedians?

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Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

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Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

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Why did the sailor lose his job?

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What condiment has wings?

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