Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

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Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

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Why do orcas love to gossip?

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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

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Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

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Why is a fish easy to weigh?

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Why do vampires always look sick?

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Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

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Why is money so stubborn?

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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

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Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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Why did the sparrow go to the library?

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Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

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Why did the window need an aspirin?

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Why do legumes gossip so much?

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Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

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Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

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Why is oxygen so wealthy?

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Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

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Why do mice need oiling?

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Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

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