Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

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What are the strongest days of the week?

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Wanna hear a joke about paper?

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

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My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

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What did one angel say to the other angel?

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

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To whom do fish go to borrow money?

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What dance was the most popular in 1776?

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She Needed Her Balance Checked!

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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

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Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

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What animals love to close envelopes?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

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What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

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What birds always travel in twos?

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What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

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Someone stole my mood ring!

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Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

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