Puns

What's a tuna's favorite game?

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How do you make a walnut laugh?

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My leaf blower doesn't work.

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Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

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Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

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In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

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Why do churches struggle with counting money?

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What do you call a baby dinosaur?

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What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

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Why is laughter the best medicine?

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Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

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What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

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What do you call a greedy elf?

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What do teapots eat on their snack break?

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What is a duck's favorite snack?

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What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

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What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

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Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

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What does one piece of bread say to the other?

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How did the Vikings send secret messages?

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What makes music in your hair?

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Why is it hard to hire a clown?

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What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

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