Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Do dads always snore?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What job did the corn on the cob get?