Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?