What kind of dog works at a bakery?
A Betty Crocker™ Spaniel.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is the most adorable season?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What game do cows play at parties?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why do cows always skip gym class?