What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call the dog magician?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?