What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?