What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?