What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?