What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
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What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?