Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?