Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

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What does winter fat turn into?

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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

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What did the skeleton order at the bar?

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What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

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What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

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What did Santa bring to the potluck?

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What do you call Santa's Helpers?

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What Easter candy has tons of friends?

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What do birds serve on Halloween?

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

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What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

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What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

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It's Crowded!

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

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What day is your mom always right?

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What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

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What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

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