Puns

Where does breakfast live?

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What's the scariest letter?

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We had a discussion about roses.

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What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

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What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

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What game do baby ghosts love to play?

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What kind of water does an angel like?

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Why do nails need so much pain relief?

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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

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What did the computer do at lunchtime?

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How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

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Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

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Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

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Where do belly buttons go to college?

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Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

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When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

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What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

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What season begins with a thud?

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Where do books sleep?

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Why are ghosts always in trouble?

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What might you call waking up in the morning?

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Where do mermaids see movies?

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Why did he change his bike's tires?

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