What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.