What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?