Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What kind of bird can write?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Who are Frosty's parents?