Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?