Holiday

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

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If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

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What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

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What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

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What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

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How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

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What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

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What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

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How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

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Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

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Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

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What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

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Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

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What is Santa's favorite dessert?

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Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

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What did the robot want for Christmas?

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Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

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What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

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What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

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What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

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What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

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What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

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What does Santa call Christmastime?

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